Sunday, April 25, 2010

Stop Human Beings From Trying To Contact Other Beings In Outer Space

I beat Stephen Hawking 'to the punch' about the idiocy of us humans trying to contact Space Aliens. I already have a Facebook page, which is one week old, that addresses the subject of not contacting Space Aliens. Ain't that cool?

Here's my Facebook page:

Hey Mister Spaceman
by The Byrds

Woke up this morning with light in my eyes
And then realized it was still dark outside
It was a light coming down from the sky
I don't know who or why

Must be those strangers that come every night
Those saucer shaped lights put people uptight
Leave blue-green footprints that glow in the dark
I hope they get home all right

Hey, Mr. Spaceman
Won't you please take me along
I won't do anything wrong
Hey, Mr. Spaceman
Won't you please take me along for a ride

Woke up this morning, I was feeling quite weird
Had flies in my beard, my toothpaste was smeared
Over my window, they'd written my name
Said, so long, we'll see you again