The eminent proctologist Dr. Ahccckmed Pylahdoodoo needs
a hemorrhoid sufferer whose ‘rhoids hang down from
their ole wazzoo like a bunch of ripe grapes!!!
In return for the free surgery
your written permission will be needed
for the doctor to carve your ‘rhoids
into a tiny, 1/1,000 scale, miniature scene
of his country’s sacred mountain, Mt. Sheeitopy,
and photographing the sculpture for
publication in a very prestigious international art magazine
before completely removing
those ‘rhoids from aching anal opening.
IF INTERESTED PLEASE CALL