Sunday, April 1, 2007

Free Hemorrhoid Surgery


The eminent proctologist Dr. Ahccckmed Pylahdoodoo needs

a hemorrhoid sufferer whose ‘rhoids hang down from

their ole wazzoo like a bunch of ripe grapes!!!

In return for the free surgery

your written permission will be needed

for the doctor to carve your ‘rhoids

into a tiny, 1/1,000 scale, miniature scene

of his country’s sacred mountain, Mt. Sheeitopy,

and photographing the sculpture for

publication in a very prestigious international art magazine

before completely removing

those ‘rhoids from aching anal opening.

IF INTERESTED PLEASE CALL
1-800-BUT-HOLE

EMAIL docproc@AprilFools.com




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